Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Home Sweet Home!


(This is a guest post from Eric...)
The house hunting has worked out better than I had hoped for. We needed a three month lease on a fully furnished place with three bedrooms...which basically doesn't exist.  They charge slightly higher rents, but have much higher turnover. Anyway, I was getting used to either living in a total dive, a very small 2 bedroom, or having to live on mats for 3 months in a long term place until our stuff arrived. 
None very good options. 
Then after 3 days of looking last week, we found this new construction 3 bedroom home that was unfurnished. I proposed to the landlord that I'd put some money toward some of the furniture if he'd buy the type of furniture I liked...which is basically really expensive. He went for it, so we're going to have a sweet place for a few months.  The stuff I need to buy, I needed to buy
anyways, so it's fine. All working out...but a lot of rabbit trails to
find the gem in the rough. This place really needs Craigslist. Ericslist
has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

We are lined up to buy a replacement Corolla. It's a 2000 model with 10k
miles...sweet, eh? The "purchase" process takes about a week here as the
"tax free" status I get an a newly arrived Non Profit Employee has to go
through one of the ministries with a bunch of rubber stamps. I'm now in
the harder search for a 4x4 that will seat 6 people (once we adopt a baby). The
used ones are either really expensive (over $30k) or beat to hell. Being
the cheapskate that I am, and wanting to have a vehicle that won't break
down in the middle of nowhere on safari, I'm having to work a little magic
with some new Pakistani friends who have the market for "vehicles straight
from Japan" cornered. Never trust an analog (non digital) odometer in
Africa. You should see the shape these vehicles are in after only "25,000
miles".

Last week and this week has been mostly running around looking for a place
to stay, vehicles to take kids to school and/or work, outfitting our home,
getting a blackberry working, and getting over jet lag. Honestly, I'm
looking forward to being able to focus on work after such a long transition
period. I'm told someone is looking for a desk space for me...for the time
being, I'm stuck in a "loaner" closet without a key to get into the
office. 
Our home is in a compound of 3 homes that share a gate guard, pool/bbq area, and an open playing field. All have their own landscaped front yard, gate and covered parking. It's quaint, safe, and across from a graveyard. I think we'll
call it Little Tukwila. Will send pics as soon as we can get a faster internet connection.

The kids are adjusting to French School just fine, but I question how much
they are getting out of the teaching. I'm sure that'll change in another
few weeks. Sarah's taking a French class 5x/wk for 2 hours each for 2
months. She knows more French grammar than I do already...made lots of
friends in class, and found a good nanny for Oliver during class. She's
amazing, and very brave to tackle all this transition with 3 needy kids (or
4?).

We will hopefully be with all our stuff in our permanent place in early
August. Just got word today that our container will leave on the next
available ship. We found a perfect home via some Americans that are
leaving in June...keeping our fingers crossed on this opportunity. It has
gorgeous gardens, 4 bedrooms, a marvelous covered porch, and close to the
kid's school. When you come to visit, there'll be plenty of space.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Zambian Cuisine


Isn't the presentation lovely?
I ate fried caterpillars today, and no, they did not taste like chicken.  More like chewy potato skins.

Living in Japan prepared me for this meal.  My Japanese friends introduced me to all sorts of delicacies:  sea urchin sushi, a bee and larvae casserole, and BBQ cow intestines.

But today's meal was something special, because Elizabeth was the first Zambian to welcome me into her home.

Elizabeth is Oliver's nanny during my French class.  She and her three children live in a sparse room, in a cinderblock building, in a crummy neighborhood.  For many Americans, her "home" would be our garden shed.

Elizabeth also invited her two neighbors and their infants for lunch.  We laughed about how God forgot to put color in my skin.  I cried as she shared about losing her beloved husband unexpectedly.

After I ate my fill of caterpillars and nshima (a maize porriage like Cream of Wheat), Elizabeth's daughter Joy finished off my plate.

I will never forget this meal, and I'm grateful that Elizabeth had the grit to invite me into her world.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Camping With Lions

Mmm...baby food!
Alex's French teacher has a new baby, so he won't be going camping this year.   That's because an infant's cry attracts lions much like blood seduces sharks.   A lion will barge into a tent, snatch the crying tot, and gobble him right up.

"Aren't there fences around the campgrounds to keep out the wildlife?"  asked Eric.

"It's not necessary.  Lions don't bother campers unless there is a baby," he explained nonchalantly.

I'm not convinced.  Seems to me a campground is a lion's vending machine...an assortment of tasty morsels in nylon wrappers.  

So after careful consideration I've decided to pass on camping this year.   I'd rather go rafting with crocodiles.

Friday, April 8, 2011

School and Driving

"This car is upside down." --Alex Showell

I’m impressed with my children.  We left Seattle Friday.  Arrived in Lusaka Monday.  On Tuesday Alex and Isaac started school, and they love it.  Alex already has five boyfriends, and Isaac has three girlfriends. 
The national language is English (Yee haw!), but we’ve enrolled them in a French school.   Alex told me, “It sounds like they are just saying nonsense words, Mom, but it’s like a secret language.  I can’t wait until I understand it.”
I don’t want my children to have a “secret” language that can be used against me, so I start French classes next week.
I'm dying to settle down. We've been in transition since February, and I can’t find a darn thing anymore.  This week we stayed at a friend's home while they were out of town.  Today we move back into a hotel until we can sign a lease on our own home.
Driving is an extreme sport here.  Everything is opposite for us, so we often turn on the windshield wipers when we want to signal a turn.  Street names are occasionally marked, and major intersections are massive traffic circles of pandemonium.  The Zambian government should issue WARNING placards for our car to alert the other drivers.


Wednesday, April 6, 2011

London Layover and Zambian Arrival

Zzzzzzz............
Who knew that you're only allowed two pieces of luggage?  Even our plane permitted three checked bags each.   But this was a London hotel shuttle, and rules are rules. 

The first shuttle driver didn't say anything:  he even helped load our 30 bags.  Maybe he knew how far we'd come.  Or perhaps he questioned our sanity.  Either way he welcomed us aboard.

The second shuttle driver was a different story.  He growled when we boarded, and halfway back to the airport, he reported us to a woman with a badge.  She told us that we could be fined $20 a bag, but it was up to our driver.  The driver wanted to fine us, but  he chose the path of least resistance.  We weren't displacing anyone, and Eric can put up a good fight.

I'd like to attach Canadian flag patches to all of our bags.  That way we won't give people a bad impression of Americans!

Eric slept fairly well on the 10-hour flight.  The rest of us didn't sleep at all, except for Isaac who passed out five minutes before our plane landed.  British Airways checked our stroller, so we had to carry Oliver and all of our carry on luggage through the hour-long Zambian immigration queue.  I requested a wheelchair, but was denied.  Toddlers can't use wheelchairs for safety issues.  Ha!  Oliver crawled around on the airport floor, and Isaac fell asleep there as well.  No worries...I'm sure that place is quite sanitary!

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

We Made It!

We made it to Zambia! When I can figure out how to connect the
Wireless I will write more of our adventures so far. Stay tuned...